The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to metalcore but when I do, I prefer every time i die

I don't always listen to metalcore but when I do,
 I prefer 
every time i die  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I beat my children

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I beat my children  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ride my bike but when I do, I ride on the sidewalk and get in your way

I don't always ride my bike but when I do, I ride on the sidewalk and get in your way  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always impersonate Batman but when I do, I deepen my voice and make it raspy

I don't always impersonate Batman but when I do, I deepen my voice and make it raspy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pretend to care about African war criminals but when I do, it's because I just watched a 30 minute video

I don't always pretend to care about African war criminals but when I do, it's because I just watched a 30 minute video  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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I don't consider myself to be homophobic but you sir, are the first person to make me think

I don't always pirate music But when I do, I use Bearshare

I don't always pirate music But when I do, I use Bearshare  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always walk into walls but when i do, i walk into the dangerous corner of a doorway

I don't always walk into walls but when i do, i walk into the dangerous corner of a doorway  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat in front of the TV But when I do, I can't start eating until I find something absolutely perfect to watch

I don't always eat in front of the TV But when I do, I can't start eating until I find something absolutely perfect to watch  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always downvote before clicking But when I do, it's a tumblr link.

I don't always downvote before clicking But when I do, it's a tumblr link.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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