The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get injured but when I do, it's inexplicable and alcohol induced

I don't always get injured  but when I do, it's inexplicable and alcohol induced  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wish you a happy birthday but when I do, i'm fuck*ng late

I don't always wish you a happy birthday but when I do, i'm fuck*ng late  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My Teacher doesn't always explain something important but when she does, it's when i'm completely zoned out

My Teacher doesn't always explain something important but when she does, it's when i'm completely zoned out  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make it rain but when I do, i use jquery

I don't always make it rain but when I do, 
i use jquery   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have A.D.D but whe

I don't always have A.D.D but whe  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use the Lord's name in vain but when I do I just say unicorndamn all of you!

I don't always use the Lord's name in vain but when I do I just say  unicorndamn all of you!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take shits at other people's houses But when i do, it's very loud and messy

I don't always take shits at other people's houses But when i do, it's very loud and messy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always see 18 year old girls naked but when i do, i feel like a dirty old man

I don't always see 18 year old girls naked  but when i do, i feel like a dirty old man  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always brush my teeth after every meal but when I do, I have a dentist appointment coming up

I don't always brush my teeth after every meal but when I do, I have a dentist appointment coming up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put the sprinklers on but when I do, it's pouring down rain from a tropical storm

I don't always put the sprinklers on but when I do, it's pouring down rain from a tropical storm  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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