The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always eat mcdonolds but when i do i get a happy meal

 i dont always eat mcdonolds  but when i do i get a happy meal  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always poop when a girl is at my place but when I do, I turn the sink on full blast so they can't hear anything

I don't always poop when a girl is at my place but when I do, I turn the sink on full blast so they can't hear anything  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i will think about u

i will think about u   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk shit about Ford but when I do, I have a Chevy broken in my Garage

I don't always talk shit about Ford but when I do, I have a Chevy broken in my Garage  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write stuff but when i do i don't finish my sent

I don't always write stuff but when i do i don't finish my sent  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i mispronounce everything

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do, i mispronounce everything  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go chat-rulet but when i do, I get paired with the dude jacking off

I don't always go chat-rulet
 but when i do, I get paired with the dude jacking off   The Most Interesting Man In The World

jay-z doesn't like me but i don't care! i don't like him either!

jay-z doesn't like me but i don't care!
i don't like him either!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make an omelette but when I do, I make scrambled eggs

I don't always make an omelette but when I do, I make scrambled eggs  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always leave everything to the last minute but when I do, it's an important uni assignment

I don't always leave everything to the last minute but when I do, it's an important uni assignment  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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