The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to bars to pick up girls but when I do, they recognize me from the Dos Equis commercials

I don't always go to bars to pick up girls but when I do, they recognize me from the Dos Equis commercials  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat all of dad's graps but when I do i buy him some more

I don't always eat all of dad's graps but when I do i buy him some more  The Most Interesting Man In The World

When opportunity knocks and total Awesomeness is not home Opportunity Waits....

When opportunity knocks and total Awesomeness is not home Opportunity 
Waits....  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always throw things on my roomate's bed but when I do, they're my boogers

I don't always throw things on my roomate's bed but when I do, they're my boogers  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink my own piss but when I do I FILL IT UP IN A FUCKING BOTTLE!

I don't always drink my own piss  but when I do I FILL IT UP IN A FUCKING BOTTLE!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always date a man with a beard But when I do I make sure to rub his face between my thighs

I don't always date a man with a beard But when I do I make sure to rub his face between my thighs  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ORDER LIGHTS WITH HUBBELL but when I do I ORDER THEM WITH PENNY

I don't always ORDER LIGHTS WITH HUBBELL but when I do I ORDER THEM WITH PENNY  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always smoke but when I drink, i smoke alot

I don't always smoke but when I drink, i smoke alot  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take mushrooms but when I do, I smell baby powder

I don't always take mushrooms but when I do, I smell baby powder  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always use chatroulette but when I do, I go online as gene simmons from kiss

I dont always use chatroulette but when I do, I go online as gene simmons from kiss  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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