The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget I ate beets but when i do, i think I'm bleeding out the anus for the next two days

I don't always forget I ate beets but when i do,                       i think I'm bleeding out the anus for the next two days  The Most Interesting Man In The World

We never arugue but when we do its cause of Ivan

We never arugue but when we do its cause of Ivan  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to music but when I do, i listen to Lil B

I don't always listen to music but when I do, i listen to Lil B  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play the most hated instrument But when I do, it's the trumpet

I don't always play the most hated instrument But when I do, it's the trumpet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always make lame ass comercials but when i do . I do it the same fuckin way everytime!!

I dont always make lame ass comercials but when i do .  I do it the same fuckin way everytime!!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always yell but when I do, it's at my husband

I don't always yell but when I do, it's at my husband   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always masturbate completely naked wait... yeah i do

I don't always masturbate completely naked wait... yeah i do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch the walking dead but when I do, I pretend to kill the zombies on the show

I don't always watch the walking dead but when I do, I pretend to kill the zombies on the show  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always run out of toilet paper But when i do, I realize it right after I've taken a massive shit

I don't always run out of toilet paper But when i do, I realize it right after I've taken a massive shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always say the pledge of allegience But when I do, I make a point to omit "Under god"

I don't always say the pledge of allegience But when I do, I make a point to omit
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