The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always find chemistry with a girl I chat with But when I do, she's always 100 miles away.

I don't always find chemistry with a girl I chat with But when I do, she's always 100 miles away.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day

I don't always get my hair cut short but when i do i vastly overuse shampoo the next day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to poop but when I do, I'm already going to be late for work

I don't always have to poop but when I do, I'm already going to be late for work  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sing but when i do, my neighbours call the cops

I don't always sing but when i do, my neighbours call the cops  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always close my reddit tab But when I do, Ctrl+Shift+T

I don't always close my reddit tab But when I do, Ctrl+Shift+T  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use the ATM But when I do, it's usually because i'm high enough to think its a time machine

I don't always use the ATM But when I do, it's usually because i'm high enough to think its a time machine  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always throw a red shell when in second place But when I do, it's just after 1st place has been blue shelled

I dont always throw a red shell when in second place But when I do, it's just after 1st place has been blue shelled  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take pictures of shit and post them to reddit But when I do, they are fucking blurry.

I don't always take pictures of shit and post them to reddit But when I do, they are fucking blurry.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat wal-mart produce but when I do, I have to re paint the toilet

I don't always eat 
wal-mart produce but when I do, I have to re paint the toilet   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cut my leg shaving But when I do, it bleeds like a botched amputation

I don't always cut my leg shaving But when I do, it bleeds like a botched amputation  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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