The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget to pee after sex but when I do, instant UTI

I don't always forget to pee after sex but when I do, instant UTI   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart in public but when I do, someone immediately walks up to talk to me

I don't always fart in public but when I do, someone immediately walks up to talk to me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think of something good to comment on a popular post But when i do, it's already been said Caption 3 goes here

I don't always think of something good to comment on a popular post But when i do, it's already been said Caption 3 goes here  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always do laundry but when i do, it's because i'm out of clean underwear

i don't always do laundry  but when i do, it's because i'm out of clean underwear  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think of great things to post but when i do, it's right in the middle of 10000 earthquake posts

I don't always think of great things to post but when i do, it's right in the middle of 10000 earthquake posts  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feel like a worthless piece of dog shit wrapped in failure and disappointment but when I do, it's for no reason at all

I don't always feel like a worthless piece of dog shit wrapped in failure and disappointment but when I do, it's for no reason at all  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always email my boss but when I do I send it after midnight to look extra busy

I don't always email my boss but when I do I send it after midnight to look extra busy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pronounce words correctly but when I do, it's when I'm correcting someone

I don't always pronounce words correctly but when I do, it's when I'm correcting someone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check my voicemail, But when I do, it's to avoid an awkward situation.

I don't always check my voicemail, But when I do, it's to avoid an awkward situation.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always a pussy But when I am, IDDQD

I'm not always a pussy But when I am, IDDQD  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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