The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give sound legal advice but when I do, i'm yelling at some criminal on "cops"

I don't always give sound legal advice but when I do, i'm yelling at some criminal on

I don't always open internet explorer but when I do, it's an accident, and it takes forever to open

I don't always open internet explorer but when I do, it's an accident, and it takes forever to open  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED A LIFE PRESERVER BUT WHEN I DO, I USE MY MOUSTACHE.

I DON'T ALWAYS NEED A LIFE PRESERVER BUT WHEN I DO, I USE MY MOUSTACHE.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't like to watch bullshit But when i do, I'll watch my cousin Mitt Romney

I don't like to watch bullshit But when i do, I'll watch my cousin Mitt Romney  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make prostitute jokes But when i do they're about Pat Ennis

I don't always make prostitute jokes But when i do they're about Pat Ennis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have sex but when I do, my bed moves miles from my wall

I don't always have 
sex but when I do, my bed moves miles from my wall  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cry like a little girl But when I do, it's because I'm watching Homeward Bound

I don't always cry like a little girl But when I do, it's because I'm watching Homeward Bound  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always try dating girls older than me But when i do, they find out I live at home almost immediately

I don't always try dating girls older than me But when i do, they find out I live at home almost immediately  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always go to keggers but when i do i tell a police officer i saw on the way about it and before we get there it is busted

i don't always go to keggers but when i do i tell a police officer i saw on the way about it and before we get there it is busted  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use a semicolon; but when i do, it should be a comma.

I don't always use a semicolon; but when i do, it should be a comma.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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