The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always puke after drinking but when I do, I manage to cover every surface in my room with puke.

I don't always puke after drinking but when I do, I manage to cover every surface in my room with puke.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have bad breath but when I do, it's so bad it's contagious

I don't always have bad breath but when I do, it's so bad it's contagious   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always worry about my friends when they're late to my house but when I do, I'm convinced they've been in a car accident

I don't always worry about my friends when they're late to my house but when I do, I'm convinced they've been in a car accident  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stick foreign objects up my ass but when I do, I make sure they are alive and genetically engineered for girth and claw size

I don't always stick foreign objects up my ass but when I do, I make sure they are alive and genetically engineered for girth and claw size  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take my laptop into the bathroom with me but when i do i cover up the webcam in case someone is watching

I don't always take my laptop into the bathroom with me but when i do i cover up the webcam in case someone is watching  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always click on AMA's with obscure disease names but when I do, it's to find out what the disease is

I don't always click on AMA's with obscure disease names but when I do, it's to find out what the disease is  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do late night television, but when I do, I'm always about to push the envelope.

I don't always do late night television, but when I do, I'm always about to push the envelope.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always know the answer to trivia questions but when I do, my fucking teammates already know it

I don't always know the answer to trivia questions but when I do, my fucking teammates already know it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always kiss girls but when i do, i make sure to post pictures of it on facebook

I don't always kiss girls but when i do, i make sure to post pictures of it on facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always whore karma but when I do, I do it on r/aggies

I don't always whore karma but when I do, I do it on r/aggies  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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