The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always mess with Texas but when I do, Its because I want to be shot in the face.

I don't always mess with Texas  but when I do, Its because I want to be shot in the face.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use my touch screen but when i do, i only use it to scroll in Microsoft word.

I don't always use my touch screen but when i do, i only use it to scroll in Microsoft word.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy stuff on craigslist but when I do, I pray to god the person doesn't kidnap me

I don't always buy stuff on craigslist but when I do, I pray to god the person doesn't kidnap me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't often buy cold and flu tablets But when I do, they suspect I'm making a tiny meth-lab

I don't often buy cold and flu tablets But when I do, they suspect I'm making a tiny meth-lab  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always trust a big butt and a smile, but when I do, I never shoulda never trusted a big butt and a smile

I don't always trust a big butt and a smile, but when I do, I never shoulda never trusted a big butt and a smile   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read the farmers almanac but when I do, I'm usually taking a shit

I don't always read the farmers almanac  but when I do, I'm usually taking a shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always skip a lesson but when I do, it's cancelled

I don't always skip a lesson but when I do, it's cancelled  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I live my life beyond the production possibility frontier

I live my life beyond the production possibility frontier  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always laugh when I use Facebook but when I do, It's because of Alex's and Margaret's passive aggressive memes

I don't always laugh when I use Facebook but when I do, It's because of Alex's and Margaret's passive aggressive memes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink water but when I do, it costs $20 per bottle

I don't always drink water but when I do, it costs $20 per bottle  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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