The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always dress in animal costumes but when I do, I piss people off.

I don't always dress in animal costumes but when I do, I piss people off.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always floss But when I do, it's because 'm about to go to the dentist

I don't always floss But when I do, it's because 'm about to go to the dentist  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to a fancy restaurant but when I do, I don't take pictures of my food

I don't always go to a fancy restaurant  but when I do, I don't take pictures of my food   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always open public restroom doors but when I do, I make sure to only use my pinky finger

I don't always open public restroom doors but when I do, I make sure to only use my pinky finger  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive fucking perfect. but when I do, I'm driving with one finger

I don't always drive fucking perfect. but when I do, I'm driving with one finger  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Spellcheck doesn't always correct my words But when it does, I undo the autocorrect and write it again regardless

Spellcheck doesn't always correct my words But when it does, I undo the autocorrect and write it again regardless  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always walk the dinosaur But when I do, I open the door and get on the floor.

I don't always walk the dinosaur But when I do, I open the door and get on the floor.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always remember to upvote at an [8] but when I do, it's just a picture of cereal

I don't always remember to upvote at an [8] but when I do, it's just a picture of cereal  The Most Interesting Man In The World

But when i do, It's because i'm high

But when i do, It's because i'm high  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go fishing but when I do, I use Lazer TroKar

I don't always go fishing  but when I do, I use Lazer TroKar  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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