The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always have sex with men but when i do, they're dressed as women

I dont always have sex with men but when i do, they're dressed as women  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always constipated But when I am, I don't give a shit.

I'm not always constipated But when I am, I don't give a shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always clean up after i masturbate shake hands?

i dont always clean up after i masturbate shake hands?  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i am not always in memes but when i am you read them in my voice

i am not always in memes but when i am you read them in my voice  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always write philosophy papers But when I do, I tend to ramble

i don't always write philosophy papers But when I do, I tend to ramble  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I savagely beat my wife and kids

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I savagely beat my wife and kids  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get an orangered But when I do, I'm too lazy to go back and respond.

I don't always get an orangered But when I do, I'm too lazy to go back and respond.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

London doesn't riot very often But when It does, you'll be left with no primark

London doesn't riot very often  But when It does, you'll be left with no primark  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cannon rush But when I do, I'm a fucking scrub

I don't always cannon rush But when I do, I'm a fucking scrub  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a haircut But when I do, I use way too much shampoo the first time i shower.

I don't always get a haircut But when I do, I use way too much shampoo the first time i shower.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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