The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tell people that I'm really a shark But when I do, I scream it in their face and call them a bitch.

I don't always tell people that I'm really a shark But when I do, I scream it in their face and call them a bitch.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make death threats to Alexandria MOrgan but when I do, I make sure I fuck up my grammar

I don't always make death threats to Alexandria MOrgan but when I do, I make sure I fuck up my grammar  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get trolled by my students but when I do, I quietly lower their marks in my markbook.

I don't always get trolled by my students but when I do, I quietly lower their marks in my markbook.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always party with my old friends from high school. But when I do, we get really fucked up.

I don't always party with my old friends from high school. But when I do, we get really fucked up.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I do not always fall asleep for an hour in the evening but when I do, that's when all the women decide to send me messages.

I do not always fall asleep for an hour in the evening but when I do, that's when all the women decide to send me messages.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Dont always fall asleep during class but when i do i wake up to a sudden jolt of motion through my body

I Dont always fall asleep during class but when i do i wake up to a sudden jolt of motion through my body  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read fiction, but when I do it's a spreadsheet with timelines in a developer meeting.

I don't always read fiction,  but when I do it's a spreadsheet with timelines in a developer meeting.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always catch a Square but when I do, no one knows what the hell I'm talking about.

I don't always catch a Square but when I do, no one knows what the hell I'm talking about.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get sick but when I do, I stay sick for weeks.

I don't always get sick but when I do, I stay sick for weeks.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have ADHD But, wait... What?

I don't always have ADHD But, wait... What?  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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