The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always race Turbo dodges' wait... yes i do!

I dont always race Turbo dodges' wait... yes i do!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read the back of a hand-soap bottle but when I do, its because I'm taking a shit

I don't always read the back of a hand-soap bottle but when I do, its because I'm taking a shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cry in a dream but when I do, bill murray arrives to cheer me up

I don't always cry in a dream but when I do, bill murray arrives to cheer me up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always try to carry all my groceries in my left arm but when i do, my house keys are in my left pocket

i don't always try to carry all my groceries in my left arm but when i do, my house keys are in my left pocket  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always regret my height but when I do, It's usually after I just bumped my head on something

I don't always regret my height but when I do, It's usually after I just bumped my head on something  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post dark confessions But when I do, I use /r/confession

I don't always post dark confessions But when I do, I use /r/confession  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play a song from start to finish in my head but when I do, it's when i'm in bed trying to sleep.

I don't always play a song from start to finish in my head but when I do, it's when i'm in bed trying to sleep.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to poop but when i do i have to go immediately and can barely hold it in

I don't always have to poop but when i do i have to go immediately and can barely hold it in  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go on Twitter but when I do, it's to boost Shark Week ratings

I don't always go on Twitter but when I do, it's to boost Shark Week ratings  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always find a paper clip But when i do, I bend the ever-loving fuck out of it.

I don't always find a paper clip But when i do, I bend the ever-loving fuck out of it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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