The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink tequila but when I do, I don't remember shit from the night before

I don't always drink tequila but when I do, I don't remember shit from the night before  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always get shit done but when i do, i run around like my fucking hair is on fire

i don't always get shit done but when i do, i run around like my fucking hair is on fire  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always challenge internet to fight but when I do, it's in the streets

I don't always challenge internet to fight but when I do, it's in the streets  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always unfriend girls on facebook but when I do, they're ugly

I don't always unfriend girls on facebook but when I do, they're ugly  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hangout with Mike but when I do, I feel taller

I don't always hangout with Mike but when I do, I feel taller  The Most Interesting Man In The World

As a federal government, I don't always have powers but when I do, they are supreme

As a federal government, I don't always have powers but when I do, they are supreme  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always meet Redditors in the wild but when I do, it's the cute door girl at a strip club.

I don't always meet Redditors in the wild but when I do, it's the cute door girl at a strip club.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always invite my boyfriend to visit me but when I do, I make sure to get in a wreck going down a one way street the wrong way

I don't always invite my boyfriend to visit me but when I do, I make sure to get in a wreck going down  a one way street the wrong way  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always design hoodies for my Fraternity but when I do, they are really, really fucking ugly.

I don't always design hoodies for my Fraternity but when I do, they are really, really fucking ugly.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always watch wrestling... but when I do, it's ultra violent.

I don't always watch wrestling... but when I do, it's ultra violent.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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