The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use my phone while laying on my back but when I do I somehow manage to drop it on my face

I don't always use my phone while laying on my back but when I do I somehow manage to drop it on my face  The Most Interesting Man In The World

His guacamole coined the phrase 'Holy guacamole'

 His guacamole coined the phrase 'Holy guacamole'  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always die while playing Call Of Duty But when I do, MotherFuck this stupid fucking piece of shit broke ass fucking game fucking shit fuck fuck fuck

I don't always die while playing Call Of Duty But when I do, MotherFuck this stupid fucking piece of shit broke ass fucking game fucking shit fuck fuck fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to Pantera but when i Do, I go fucking hostile !

I don't always listen to Pantera  but when i Do, I go fucking hostile !  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wash a spoon in my sink but when I do, my clothes get soaked

I don't always wash a spoon in my sink but when I do, my clothes get soaked  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS GET GIVEN A $50 NOTE FOR A $1.85 FARE ON THE FERRY BUT WHEN I DO,I ALWAYS KEEP THE CHANGE

I DON'T ALWAYS GET GIVEN A $50 NOTE FOR A $1.85 FARE ON THE FERRY  BUT WHEN I DO,I ALWAYS KEEP THE CHANGE  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ask women to pray at General Conference But when I do . . . just kidding. I never do

I don't always ask women to pray at General Conference But when I do . . . just kidding. I never do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get jealous about karma but when I do, it's because my boyfriend has more than me from reposts.

I don't always get jealous about karma but when I do, it's because my boyfriend has more than me from reposts.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always order fries but when I do, they're either so hot they burn my tongue or so cold they make me want to puke

I don't always order fries but when I do, they're either so hot they burn my tongue or so cold they make me want to puke  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a giant erection during class but when I do, my teacher calls on me to point out Trinidad on the map

I don't always get a giant erection during class but when I do, my teacher calls on me to point out Trinidad on the map  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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