The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use emoticons in texts But when I do, I'm trying to get laid

I don't always use emoticons in texts But when I do, I'm trying to get laid  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always chug a bunch of cough syrup But when I do, I get high as fuck and figure out what's really going on with the world.

I don't always chug a bunch of cough syrup But when I do, I get high as fuck and figure out what's really going on with the world.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart when i'm in neutral but when I do, I rev my engine

I don't always fart when i'm in neutral but when I do, I rev my engine  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to bed early but when I do, I've been smoking since 4:20

I don't always go to bed early but when I do, I've been smoking since 4:20  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always skydive from an aeroplane but when I do, I'm naked

I don't always skydive from an aeroplane but when I do, I'm naked  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always yell at my computer but when I do, its usually because party pete needs my help

I don't always yell at my computer but when I do, its usually because party pete needs my help  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use axe body spray but when I do, I overuse it,

I don't always use axe body spray but when I do, I overuse it,   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lose my mobile phone But when I do, It's on silent mode

I don't always lose my mobile phone But when I do, It's on silent mode  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always give my boyfriend blowjobs no wait, yes I do because I am a decent fucking girlfriend

I don't always give my boyfriend blowjobs no wait, yes I do because I am a decent fucking girlfriend  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive in Newark in between classes but when I do, I want to run over everybody

I don't always drive in Newark in between classes but when I do, I want to run over everybody  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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