The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't Always make the front page but when I do...I don't act like I won a grammy

I Don't Always make the front page but when I do...I don't act like I won a grammy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always poop when im drunk but when i do, its on the carpet

I dont always poop when im drunk but when i do, its on the carpet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink pop But when I do, it's sugar free

I don't always drink pop But when I do, it's sugar free  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get high before bed But when I do, there are no more fruit loops for breakfast.

I don't always get high before bed But when I do, there are no more fruit loops for breakfast.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always scan documents at work But when I do, the scanner wants to cuddle afterwards

I don't always scan documents at work But when I do, the scanner wants to cuddle afterwards  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always like what a republican says But when I do, it was said by Ron Paul.

I don't always like what a republican says But when I do, it was said by
 Ron Paul.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fuck fat chicks But when I do, I don't have to pay for them.

I don't always fuck fat chicks But when I do, I don't have to pay for them.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post in Facebook arguments But when I do, I only speak in memes

I don't always  post in Facebook arguments But when I do, I only speak in memes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a birthday But when I do, I dont beg for karma

I don't always have a birthday But when I do, I dont beg for karma  The Most Interesting Man In The World

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