The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a new hair cut But when I do, it fucking rocks

I don't always get a new hair cut But when I do, it fucking rocks  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use Firefox But when I do, I have to update

I don't always use Firefox But when I do,     I have to update  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go on facebook chat But when I do, I am hammered

I don't always go on facebook chat But when I do, I am hammered  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always show up late But when I do, I make sure you have shit to take care of.

I don't always show up late But when I do, I make sure you have shit to take care of.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look closely at the carpet But when I do, it's covered with pubes

I don't always look closely at the carpet But when I do, it's covered with pubes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wipe on trash But when I do, I blame Fuoco

I don't always wipe on trash But when I do, I blame Fuoco  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to squat in dirty public bathrooms but when I do, it's to take the longest piss of my life

I don't always have to squat in dirty public bathrooms but when I do, it's to take the longest piss of my life  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I may not always be fast, but when I am, i'm usually super drunk.

I may not always be fast, but when I am, i'm usually super drunk.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote pictures of cats but when I do, there it has a photoshopped beard

I don't always upvote pictures of cats but when I do, there it has a photoshopped beard  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always walk into spiderwebs but when I do, I freak the fuck out

I don't always walk into spiderwebs but when I do, I freak the fuck out  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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