The Most Interesting Man In The World

It is true. I am the father of Chuck Norris And I am also his mother

It is true.
I am the father of Chuck Norris And I am also his mother  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always nap during the day but when i do, i wake up after dark and forget what goddamn day it is

I don't always nap during the day but when i do, i wake up after dark and forget what goddamn day it is  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stay at par all day but when I do it's because I have a diff eq exam coming up

I don't always stay at par all day but when I do it's because I have a diff eq exam coming up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My phone doesn't always not receive messages But when it does there always from girls

My phone doesn't always not receive messages But when it does there always from girls  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always put in control of the T.V. remote at a friends house but when i am, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing

I'm not always put in control of the T.V. remote at a friends house but when i am, I have no fucking clue what I'm doing  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comment on reddit but when i do, I'm drunk and it says "you are doing that too much."

I don't always comment on reddit but when i do, I'm drunk and it says

I don't always take a shit when i go to the bathroom but when I do, I play games on my phone till my legs go numb

I don't always take a shit when i go to the bathroom but when I do, I play games on my phone till my legs go numb  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use "its" but when I do, my pinky finger hits the apostrophe and I correct it's error later.

I don't always use

I don't always make my first submission to reddit but when I do, I make it a cute picture of my dog so I can start off with upvotes.

I don't always make my first submission to reddit but when I do, I make it a cute picture of my dog so I can start off with upvotes.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't often wish for a player to be hurt but when i do, i prefer it to be one from the reds

i don't often wish for a player to be hurt but when i do, i prefer it to be one from the reds  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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