The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear a white shirt but when I do, I spill every drink I come in contact with.

I don't always wear a white shirt but when I do, I spill every drink I come in contact with.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make up bullshit stories but when I do I get assloads of Karma

I don't always make up bullshit stories but when I do I get assloads of Karma  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always a workaholic but when i am, it's because my mother-in-law is visiting

I'm not always a workaholic but when i am, it's because my mother-in-law is visiting  The Most Interesting Man In The World

As a Canadian, I don't always check the medal count But when i do, I sort by totals, not by gold

As a Canadian, I don't always check the 
medal count But when i do, I sort by totals, not by gold  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to Red Lobster but when I do, I get the pasta

I don't always go to Red Lobster but when I do, I get the pasta  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use the self checkout at the grocery store but when I do, it's because I don't want the clerk to judge me for being blazed and buying snacks

I don't always use the self checkout at the grocery store but when I do, it's because I don't want the clerk to judge me for being blazed and buying snacks  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take photos with fans But when I do, there's blood on my pants

I don't always take photos with fans But when I do, there's blood on my pants  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get a rare SOF item But when I do, it's a completely useless item from some event Jagex is hosting

I don't always get a rare SOF item But when I do, it's a completely useless item from some event Jagex is hosting  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to all you can eat buffets But when I do, I guarantee you I am baked

I don't always go to all you can eat buffets But when I do, I guarantee you I am baked  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive slowly But when I do, I've probably just bought a shit load of trees

I don't always drive slowly But when I do, I've probably just bought a shit load of trees  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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