The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drop in for a quick pint but when I do, I don't leave until I'm good and drunk.

I don't always drop in for a quick pint but when I do, I don't leave until I'm good and drunk.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check the batteries in my LED flashlight but when I do, i'm staring at the buld which is brighter than the sun

I don't always check the batteries in my LED flashlight but when I do, i'm staring at the buld which is brighter than the sun  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wash the dishes but when I do, i get soap and water all over my clothes

I don't always wash the dishes but when I do, i get soap and water all over my clothes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wish people a happy birthday on facebook but when I do, it's because my own birthday is right around the corner

I don't always wish people a happy birthday on facebook but when I do, it's because my own birthday is right around the corner  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use a public toilet but when I do, I sniff loudly when someone walks in to let them know I'm in here.

I don't always use a public toilet but when I do, I sniff loudly when someone walks in to let them know I'm in here.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think of awesome, funny stuff to put on Reddit But when I do, I always forget what it was when i get the chance to post it.

I don't always think of awesome, funny stuff to put on Reddit But when I do, I always forget what it was when i get the chance to post it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a hard time falling asleep but when I do, I make sure to kick myself violently awake when I get close.

I don't always have a hard time falling asleep but when I do, I make sure to kick myself violently awake when I get close.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read long comments but when I do, it's only because someone gave them reddit gold

I don't always read long comments but when I do, it's only because someone gave them reddit gold  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always itch myself in public but when I do, it's in my buttcrack.

I don't always itch myself in public but when I do, it's in my buttcrack.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get the chance to cum inside a girl but when I do, I am too drunk to have an orgasm.

I don't always get the chance to cum inside a girl but when I do, I am too drunk to have an orgasm.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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