The Most Interesting Man In The World

i'm not always late for work but when i am, i get online and make a meme about it before i go

i'm not always late for work but when i am, i get online and make a meme about it before i go  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always state my opinion on feminism but when I do, i sound like a sexist piece of shit in front of everyone in the room

I don't always state my opinion on feminism but when I do, i sound like a sexist piece of shit in front of everyone in the room  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sneak down onto the first floor to steal my roommate's food while he's passed out on the couch But when I do, I kick the chairs in the dark amd step on the dog to make the most noise possible

I don't always sneak down onto the first floor to steal my roommate's food while he's passed out on the couch But when I do, I kick the chairs in the dark amd step on the dog to make the most noise possible  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spend Easter with my relatives But when i do, I hear the word uterus at least a doZen times

I don't always spend Easter with my relatives But when i do, I hear the word uterus at least a doZen times  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stub my toe but when I do, it's always just my pinky toe

I don't always stub my toe but when I do, it's always just my pinky toe  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always browse reddit on my phone but when I do, I walk face first into a tree

I don't always browse reddit on my phone but when I do, I walk face first into a tree  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always work on Saturday... but when I do it's because china is stupid. and because communism.

I don't always work on Saturday... but when I do it's because china is stupid. and because communism.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always address recipients by their name but when I do, it doesn't sound anything like it's spelled

I don't always address recipients by their name but when I do, it doesn't sound anything like it's spelled  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't ride the bench in a football game But when i do, the other plaers are worse them i am

I don't ride the bench in a football game But when i do, the other plaers are worse them i am  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think of a witty comment to post but when I do, it's already been posted

I don't always think of a witty comment to post but when I do, it's already been posted  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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