The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always like sluts But when I do, I prefer they be drunk

I don't always like sluts But when I do, 
I prefer they be drunk  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on reddit But When I do I post in a small subreddit to get on the front page

I don't always post on reddit But When I do I post in a small subreddit to get on the front page  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up early on a Monday But when I do, it's because of reddit

I don't always wake up early on a Monday But when I do, it's because of reddit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always like "that's what she said" jokes but when I do, someone else set them up

I don't always like

I don't always wear clothes with cat hair on them but when I do, I ask Allyson how it's done

I don't always wear clothes with cat hair on them but when I do, I ask Allyson how it's done  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always dance but when I do, I'm baked as fuck

I don't always dance but when I do, I'm baked as fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always travel to Bielefeld, but when I do, I still say I've never heard of it.

I don't always travel to Bielefeld, but when I do, I still say I've never heard of it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always root for the Broncos But when I do, they're playing the raiders

I don't always root for the Broncos But when I do, they're playing the raiders  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Go Fuck Yourself

Go Fuck Yourself  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't smoke cigarettes But when I do, I'm drunk as hell

I don't smoke cigarettes But when I do, I'm drunk as hell  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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