The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy a bottle of wine But when i do, I drink the whole thing in one night

I don't always buy a bottle of wine But when i do, I drink the whole thing in one night  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart when i do squats But when i do i just tell myself im in the fucking zone

I don't always fart when i do squats But when i do i just tell myself im in the fucking zone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hold conversations with myself but when I do, they are complete with facial expressions and gestures.

I don't always hold conversations with myself but when I do, they are complete with facial expressions and gestures.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shower But when i do, I pee

I don't always shower But when i do, I pee   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink heavily the night before but when I do i wake up really fucking early

I don't always drink heavily the night before but when I do i wake up really fucking early  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont often accidentally say something racist but when I do, I make sure tons of people are around

I dont often accidentally say something racist but when I do, I make sure tons of people are around   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always boycott Chick-fil-A... but when I do, I break sales records.

I don't always boycott Chick-fil-A... but when I do, I break sales records.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take away health regeneration, But when i do, Mobs are ten times harder to kill.

I don't always take away health regeneration, But when i do, Mobs are ten times harder to kill.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink my calories but when i do, I it's alcoholic.

I don't always drink my calories but when i do, I it's alcoholic.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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