The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always infringe on patents but when I do, I get sued for one billion dollars.

I don't always infringe on patents but when I do, I get sued for one billion dollars.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get sick But when i do, I have to miss a awesome party

I don't always get sick But when i do, I have to miss a awesome party  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always trim my pubes But when I do, it's because there's a 1% chance I might get my dick sucked

I don't always trim my pubes But when I do, it's because there's a 1% chance I might get my dick sucked  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make joke about pregnancy But when I do, it's before realizing all my friends had an abortion

I don't always make joke about pregnancy But when I do, it's before realizing all my friends had an abortion  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always squeeze lime in my drink But when i do, it shoots straight into my boyfriend's eye

I don't always squeeze lime in my drink But when i do, it shoots straight into my boyfriend's eye  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always dream of spiders But when I do, I wake up because I'm slapping myself in the face.

I don't always dream of spiders But when I do, I wake up because I'm slapping myself in the face.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get facebook messages sent to my phone but when i do, it's after I'm already on facebook

I don't always get facebook messages sent to my phone but when i do, it's after I'm already on facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post on reddit but when I do i some how piss off everyone.

I don't always post on reddit but when I do i some how piss off everyone.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always switch to the faster lane but when i do, it is no longer the faster lane

i don't always switch to the faster lane but when i do, it is no longer the faster lane  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always rape women but when I do, I make sure it's legitimate.

I don't always rape women but when I do, I make sure it's legitimate.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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