The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fap with lubricant but when i do, it's extra virgin olive oil

I don't always fap with lubricant but when i do, it's extra virgin olive oil  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a birthday But when I do, I don't invite fatties

I don't always have a birthday But when I do, I don't invite fatties  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always throw up But when I do I do it in the toilet

I don't always throw up But when I do I do it in the toilet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't kidnap little children often But when I do, make take it up the butt

I don't kidnap little children often But when I do, make take it up the butt   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always talk much in pubs But when I do, I find someone who isn't a dick

I don't always talk much in pubs But when I do, I find someone who isn't a dick  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't go gambling I go winning

I don't go gambling I go winning  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't wait till the 4th of July to celebrate my independence

I don't wait till the 4th of July to celebrate my independence   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make advice animals

I don't always make advice animals   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always swim in lava But when I do, I do it with chain mail

I don't always swim in lava But when I do, I do it with chain mail  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make jokes But when I do, I'm the only person who gets them

I don't always make jokes But when I do, I'm the only person who gets them  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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