The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a salad but when I do, I cover that shit with bacon and cheese

I don't always have a salad but when I do, I cover that shit with bacon and cheese   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wash my hands after going to the bathroom but when I do, it's because my wife has friends over and they can hear me

I don't always wash my hands after going to the bathroom but when I do, it's because my wife has friends over and they can hear me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spend half an hour looking for my keys but when I do, they are in my pocket

I don't always spend half an hour looking for my keys but when I do, they are in my pocket  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always click DIY links but when I do, I scroll through the gallery to the finished product

I don't always click DIY links but when I do, I scroll through the gallery to the finished product  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check out my facebook friends' profiles but when I do, i get depressed by how much more exciting their lives are than mine

I don't always check out my facebook friends' profiles but when I do, i get depressed by how much more exciting their lives are than mine  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always Block Port Scan Detection but when I do, DNS gets blocked

I don't always Block Port Scan Detection but when I do, DNS gets blocked  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look like I just rolled out of bed but when I do, It's because I had sex instead of a shower

I don't always look like I just rolled out of bed but when I do, It's because I had sex instead of a shower  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to take a shit But when i do, I'm usually about to leave the house

I don't always have to take a shit But when i do, I'm usually about to leave the house  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post deep in a thread of comments but when I do I make a trail of upvotes so people might find my comment

I don't always post deep in a thread of comments but when I do I make a trail of upvotes so people might find my comment  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check my speedometer every two seconds But when i do, there's a cop right behind me

I don't always check my speedometer every two seconds But when i do, there's a cop right behind me  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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