The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always open doors But when I do, I blow that shit up

I don't always open doors But when I do, I blow that shit up  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to cycling races But when I do, my girlfriend is sweet enough to hike 2.7 miles up Sierra Rd. with a folding chair on her back.

I don't always go to cycling races But when I do, my girlfriend is sweet enough to hike 2.7 miles up Sierra Rd. with a folding chair on her back.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Dead Kick it's ass!!

Dead Kick it's ass!!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always weigh myself twice in one day But when I do, it's because I pooped. Massively.

I don't always weigh myself twice in one day But when I do, it's because I pooped.  Massively.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post a new meme But when I do, I make sure to link to the meme so others can add their own caption

I don't always post a new meme But when I do, I make sure to link to the meme so others can add their own caption  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shit in a public restroom But when I do, it's for a fucking emergency

I don't always shit in a public restroom But when I do,  it's for a fucking emergency  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget things but. . . . . . dang.

I don't always forget things but. . . . . .  
dang.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

One time got caught masturbating Just to see what it felt like

One time got caught masturbating Just to see what it felt like  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always masturbate in my office but when i do, i turn my back to the window and hold a phone up to my ear

i dont always masturbate in my office but when i do, i turn my back to the window and hold a phone up to my ear  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I do not always upload my apps to Google App Engine but when i do, I get HTTP error 503 and shit

I do not always upload my apps to Google App Engine but when i do, I get HTTP error 503 and shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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