The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a birthday but when I do, it's every four years

I don't always have a birthday but when I do, it's every four years  The Most Interesting Man In The World

We don't always play intramural soccer but when we do, we win championships.

We don't always play intramural soccer but when we do, we win championships.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy coffee at Gas Stations but when I do the lid won't stay on the cup and I scald myself

I don't always buy coffee at Gas Stations but when I do the lid won't stay on the cup and I scald myself  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always try to get into bed quietly but when I do I make more noise than humanly possible

I don't always try to get into bed quietly but when I do I make more noise than humanly possible  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always enjoy new songs But when I do, I listen to them until I can't stand them anymore

I don't always enjoy new songs But when I do, I listen to them until I can't stand them anymore  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink wine but when I do, I prefer Kalyra

I don't always drink wine but when I do, I prefer Kalyra   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always submit posts on my cakeday, but when I do, I fail miserably.

I don't always submit posts on my cakeday,  but when I do, I fail miserably.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ask for fry sauce but when i do they think i'm asking for ketchup

I don't always ask for fry sauce but when i do they think i'm asking for ketchup  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always click on NSFW links but when I do I squint my eyes and blur my vision to make sure it's not too gross or scary

I don't always click on NSFW links but when I do I squint my eyes and blur my vision to make sure it's not too gross or scary  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart but when I do it smells like something dead has crawled out of my ass

I don't always fart but when I do it smells like something dead has crawled out of my ass  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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