The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have the urge to have sudden, violent diarrhea but when I do, I'm cuddled warm in bed, finally drifting off to sleep.

I don't always have the urge to have sudden, violent diarrhea but when I do, I'm cuddled warm in bed, finally drifting off to sleep.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cut my hair but when I do, i no longer am a Jhatoo #DoorOpen#FunforFriends

I don't always cut my hair but when I do, 
i no longer am a 
Jhatoo #DoorOpen#FunforFriends  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always trying to not fall asleep, but when I'm not, it's because I'm already asleep.

I'm not always trying to not fall asleep, but when I'm not, it's because I'm already asleep.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get an awesome no scope headshot But when I do it's on my teammate in hardcore mode

I don't always get an awesome no scope headshot But when I do it's on my teammate in hardcore mode  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat indian food but when i do, i smell it again when i shit

I don't always eat indian food but when i do, i smell it again when i shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always mis-hear people on cell phones but when I do I think they said something dirty

I don't always mis-hear people on cell phones but when I do I think they said something dirty  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always browse new but when I do, it is in hope of "Apple stock" karma

I don't always browse new but when I do, it is in hope of

I don't always read the textbook before a test but when I do, i almost always fall asleep 10 pages in

I don't always read the textbook before a test but when I do, i almost always fall asleep 10 pages in  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I get really pissed off because the opposition always wins

I don't always have a fake argument in my head, but when I do, I get really pissed off because the opposition always wins  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fob the fuck out but when I do, I go to india

I don't always fob the fuck out but when I do, I go to india  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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