The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drop my cellphone but when I do, i don't have the phone case on it

I don't always drop my cellphone but when I do,  i don't have the phone case on it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don’t always lie when a site asks me to verify my age But when i do, my birthday is January 1st

I don’t always lie when a site asks me to verify my age But when i do, 
my birthday is January 1st  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart in my cubicle But when I do, someone walks directly through it.

I don't always fart in my cubicle
 But when I do, someone walks directly through it.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear shoes but when I do I prefer vivobarefoot evo's.

I don't always wear shoes but when I do I prefer vivobarefoot evo's.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always clog the toilet But when i do, it is never at my own house

I don't always clog the toilet But when i do, it is never at my own house  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always accidentally cut somebody off But when i do, I'm paranoid that they're following me

I don't always accidentally cut somebody off But when i do, I'm paranoid that they're following me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go out to lunch during the work week but when I do there's someone waiting to steal my parking space.

I don't always go out to lunch during the work week but when I do there's someone waiting to steal my parking space.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink coffee But when i do, I get a severe case of the shits

I don't always drink coffee But when i do, I get a severe case of the shits  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feel like going out in a sunny day But when i do, I have no friends to hang out with

I don't always feel like going out in a sunny day But when i do, I have no friends to hang out with  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post the most interesting man in the world But when I do, it's not very interesting

I don't always post the most interesting man in the world But when I do, it's not very interesting   The Most Interesting Man In The World
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