The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to bar functions, But when I do, it's because there is cheap liquor.

I don't always go to bar functions,  But when I do, it's because there is cheap liquor.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

UVA rarely cares about legacy candidates But when It does admit a legacy, she's a handicapped Asian lesbian.

UVA rarely cares about legacy candidates But when It does admit a legacy, she's a handicapped Asian lesbian.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink on cinco de mayo But when I do, it's at the freakytiki

I don't always drink on cinco de mayo But when I do, it's at the freakytiki  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have ideas for memes But when I do, they've already been done before

I don't always have ideas for memes But when I do, they've already been done before  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have butt sechs But when I do, I hand out dirty sanchezs like candy

I don't always have butt sechs But when I do, I hand out dirty sanchezs like candy  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always listen to Hip-Hop But when I do, It's OutKast

I don't always listen to Hip-Hop But when I do, It's OutKast  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always browse /r/nosleep, But when I do, I remember it right before I go to sleep

I don't always browse /r/nosleep, But when I do, I remember it right before I go to sleep  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have diarrhea But when I do, It calls me five times a day

I don't always have diarrhea But when I do, It calls me five times a day  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I once punched a magician... That's right. You heard me.

I once punched a magician... That's right. You heard me.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always vote But when I do, it's for Eliza

I don't always vote But when I do, it's for Eliza  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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