The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write poetry But when I do, it is a haiku

I don't always write poetry But when I do, it is a haiku
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Teenage Girls aren't always cashiers But when they are, I'm shopping with my mom

Teenage Girls aren't always cashiers But when they are, I'm shopping with my mom  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always save children from certain death but when I do, It's for the fame

I don't always save children from certain death but when I do, It's for the fame  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat a whole box of benadryl But when I do... yeah, me too

I don't always eat a whole box of benadryl But when I do... yeah, me too  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always clean poop stains from the toilet But when I do it's with piss

I don't always clean poop stains from the toilet But when I do it's with piss  The Most Interesting Man In The World

He can grow his topline, double his investment and still make his BP MC target!

He can grow his topline, double his investment and still make his BP MC target!  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sing the school song out loud but when I do, I sing it like a boss

I don't always sing the school song out loud but when I do, I sing it like a boss  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wash my pants but when I do, they feel like skinny jeans

I don't always wash my pants but when I do, they feel like skinny jeans  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wash my bedsheets but when I do, it's because i can smell them

I don't always wash my bedsheets but when I do, it's because i can smell them  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play kinect games on my xbox 360 but when I do, I break my hand

I don't always play kinect games on my xbox 360 but when I do, I break my hand  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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