The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lend my friends money But when i do, they're assholes about giving it back

I don't always lend my friends money But when i do, they're assholes about giving it back  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think about the position i'm in when falling asleep, But when i do, i immediately become uncomfortable

I don't always think about the position i'm in when falling asleep, But when i do, i immediately become uncomfortable  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always ride my bike to work but when I do, I eat ice cream for breakfast

I don't always ride my bike to work but when I do, I eat ice cream for breakfast  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always drink on an empty stomach But when i do, i realize why it's a fucking stupid idea

i don't always drink on an empty stomach But when i do, i realize why it's a fucking stupid idea  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always have to use the toilet But when i do, it's right after I finish washing my hands

i don't always have to use the toilet But when i do, it's right after I finish washing my hands  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear socks around the house but when I do, I step in a puddle of water

I don't always wear socks around the house but when I do, I step in a puddle of water  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use Scraddle to beat you But when I do, I still pick a word I would normally use Caption 3 goes here

I don't always use Scraddle to beat you But when I do, I still pick a word I would normally use Caption 3 goes here  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take dumps But when I do, I set new high scores on my phone games.

I don't always take dumps But when I do, I set new high scores on my phone games.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always try to go to bed early But when I do, someone is wrong on the Internet

I don't always try to go to bed early But when I do, someone is wrong on the Internet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always comment on photos people take at work but when I do I always snidely reference how "busy" they must be to be able to take a few seconds out of their day (possibly during their lunch hour) to take the photo

I don't always comment on photos people take at work but when I do I always snidely reference how
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