The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shave my pubes But when I do, it's with your razor.

I don't always shave my pubes But when I do, it's with your razor.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use shower to go wait, i never fucking do

I don't always use shower to go wait, i never fucking do  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I was into Earthquakes When they were still underground.

I was into Earthquakes When they were still underground.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I dont always link tumblr but when i do it has hot chicks

I dont always link tumblr but when i do it has hot chicks  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Attractive waitresses don't always talk to me But when they do, I have a mouth full of food.

Attractive waitresses don't always talk to me But when they do, I have a mouth full of food.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check twitter But when I do, it's usually because I'm taking a dump

I don't always check twitter But when I do, it's usually because I'm taking a dump  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always check my Facebook feed for statuses But when I do, i prefer for them not to include amy winehouse

I don't always check my Facebook feed for statuses But when I do, i prefer for them not to include amy winehouse  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I do not always post on Facebook But when I do, oh wait i don't do it at all

I do not always post on Facebook But when I do, oh wait i don't do it at all  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always turn a boat, but when I do I prefer to bet it

I don't always turn a boat, but when I do I prefer to bet it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

Was that Japan and Haiti on the phone offering help to Missouri? Yah, I didn't think so either...

Was that Japan and Haiti on the phone offering help to Missouri? Yah, I didn't think so either...  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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