The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always rage but when I do, the streets run red

I don't always rage but when I do, the streets run red  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always miss a press conference But when I do, I ruin my career

I don't always miss a press conference But when I do, I ruin my career  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play drinking games... but when i do, i win

I don't always play drinking games... 

but when i do, i win  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up extremely early but when i do, i don't slam the door when i leave

I don't always wake up extremely early but when i do, i don't slam the door when i leave  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always laugh at jokes... ...but when I do, I bust out in a loud guffaw.

I don't always laugh at jokes... ...but when I do, I bust out in a loud guffaw.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always plan a long productive day but when I do, I sleep in til 2:00PM

I don't always plan a long productive day but when I do, I sleep in til 2:00PM  The Most Interesting Man In The World

You don't always look fat in that dress but when you do, you were fat before you put it on

You don't always look fat in that dress but when you do, you were fat before you put it on  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don´t always win a LoL game. but when i do, i dont write gg, i call them Noobs.

i don´t always win a LoL game. but when i do,
i dont write gg,
 i call them Noobs.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to pee on children but when I do, i'm usually high on crack

I don't always decide to pee on children but when I do, i'm usually high on crack  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get pissed of at other redditors But when I do, i downvote all of their shit

I don't always get pissed of at other redditors But when I do, i downvote all of their shit  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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