The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear pink shits But when I do, i make it count

I don't always wear pink shits But when I do, i make it count  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the gym But when I do, it's all upper body.

I don't always go to the gym  But when I do, it's all upper body.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer Because if I did with that degree of frequency, my liver would certainly fail

I don't always drink beer Because if I did with that degree of frequency, my liver would certainly fail  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always obey the speed limit but when i do, it's to piss people behind me off

I don't always obey the speed limit but when i do, it's to piss people behind me off  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use a condom But when I do i can't feel a thing

I don't always use a condom But when I do i can't feel a thing  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always put on cologne But when I do i have to beat the women off with a stick

I don't always put on cologne But when I do i have to beat the women off with a stick  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shower when people are over but when I do, i forget to bring a towel

I don't always shower when people are over but when I do, i forget to bring a towel  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always act like I'm black but when I do, it's in front of a white person

I don't always act like I'm black but when I do, it's in front of a white person  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always go on reddit while in the crapper But when I do, I stay in until my legs fall asleep

i don't always go on reddit while in the crapper But when I do, I stay in until my legs fall asleep  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink wine but when I do it's because I've run out of rum

I don't always drink wine but when I do it's because I've run out of rum  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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