The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take a shit But when I do, it hurts like fuck

I don't always take a shit But when I do, it hurts like fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I can't heal heroics.

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I can't heal heroics.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always make a meme But when I do, there's always a couple retarded people that comment on it

i dont always make a meme But when I do, there's always a couple retarded people that comment on it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always upvote reddit posts but when i do, it's something i commented on

I don't always upvote reddit posts but when i do, it's something
i commented on  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My farts don't always smell in public But when they do they smell like diarrhea

My farts don't always smell in public  But when they do they smell like diarrhea   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I wasn't always this interesting. As a sperm, all I thought about was to skim like a motherfucker.

I wasn't always this interesting. As a sperm, all I thought about was to skim like a motherfucker.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do drugs But when I do, I do it off hooker boobs

I don't always do drugs But when I do, I do it off hooker boobs  The Most Interesting Man In The World

When I was a Jew, I collected coupons and lived in the suburbs of Chicago

When I was a Jew,  I collected coupons
and lived in the suburbs of Chicago
  The Most Interesting Man In The World

They say patience is a virtue. I say she's a whore.

They say patience is a virtue. I say she's a whore.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I'm not always horny, but when I am, I am the most homosexual man in the world

I'm not always horny, but when I am, I am the most homosexual man in the world  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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