The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always look at what's going into your mouth but when I do, it's usually my penis

I don't always look at what's going into your mouth  but when I do, it's usually my penis  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take a piss at 3am but when I do it's in the sink

I don't always take a piss at 3am but when I do it's in the sink  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get to the gym when it's empty But when I do, the next person to arrive chooses the locker below mine

I don't always get to the gym when it's empty But when I do, the next person to arrive chooses the locker below mine  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always need the bathroom at work. but when i do, they're cleaning it

I don't always need the bathroom at work. but when i do, they're cleaning it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get on reddit but when I do, I spend at least three hours here

I don't always get on reddit but when I do, I spend at least three hours here  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get arrested but when I do, I smile like a boss

I don't always get arrested but when I do, I smile like a boss  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat poop but when I do, I prefer it to be all over my face

I don't always eat poop
 but when I do, I prefer it to be all over my face  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to fight dragons but when I do, I make sure it is attacking a settlement first

I don't always decide to fight dragons but when I do, I make sure it is attacking a settlement first  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always decide to do my homework for the next day but when I do, lectio is down

I don't always decide to do my homework for the next day but when I do, lectio is down  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to the library's Starbucks. But when I do, I butt in line

I don't always go to the library's Starbucks. But when I do, I butt in line  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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