The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer...but when I do, I pleasure myself with wild cactuses. This is why I don't often drink beer.

I don't always drink beer...but when I do, I pleasure myself with wild cactuses. This is why I don't often drink beer.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make an offer But when I do, you can't refuse it

I don't always make an offer But when I do, you can't refuse it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use the office printer But when I do, someone is currently printing 50 pages.

I don't always use the office printer But when I do, someone is currently printing 50 pages.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always flail around like a madman but when i do, it's because I just ran into a spider web

I don't always flail around like a madman but when i do, it's because I just ran into a spider web  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use mustard But when I do, It's the Creamy Dill Kind

I don't always use mustard But when I do, It's the Creamy Dill Kind  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go hiking in my front yard But when I do, I make sure I'm high

I don't always go hiking in my front yard But when I do, I make sure I'm high  The Most Interesting Man In The World

You don't always give handjobs But when you do, your boyfriend doesn't ejaculate

You don't always give handjobs But when you do, your boyfriend doesn't ejaculate  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DONT LIKE SPORTS everytme, is this the sport show? Ill just stick to the beer tonite. another one down the hatch.

I DONT LIKE SPORTS everytme, is this the sport show? Ill just stick to the beer tonite. another one down the hatch.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have sex but when I do, Its after I have taken Viagra

I don't always have sex but when I do, Its after I have taken Viagra  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hate people but when I do, it's because they're idiots

I don't always hate people but when I do, it's because they're idiots  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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