The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to Blood On The Dance Floor concerts. But when i do, i usually contemplate suicide

I don't always go to Blood On The Dance Floor concerts. But when i do, i usually contemplate suicide   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always weigh myself But when I do, it's right after a massive shit.

I don't always weigh myself But when I do, it's right after a massive shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always shower after a haircut But when i do, I use way too much shampoo

I don't always shower after a haircut But when i do, I use way too much shampoo  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wake up with an erection But when i do, My morning piss sprays all over the toilet

I don't always wake up with an erection But when i do, My morning piss sprays all over the toilet  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't Always post on reddit But when i do, i check back on my post every couple of seconds

I don't Always post on reddit But when i do, i check back on my post every couple of seconds  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always leave annoying voice messages but when i do i always tell you how bored i am

I don't always leave annoying voice messages but when i do i always tell you how bored i am  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My girlfriend doesn't always ask me to take the trash to the curb But when she does, it's always raining

My girlfriend doesn't always ask me to take the trash to the curb But when she does, it's always raining  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fight 1v1 But when i do, I have four people helping

I don't always fight 
1v1 But when i do, I have four people helping  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't always listen to sweet reggae music But when I do, It better be Fortunate Youth

I Don't always listen to sweet reggae music But when I do, It better be Fortunate Youth  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pick an isolated spot But when I do, I'm playing pokemon

I don't always pick an isolated spot But when I do, I'm playing pokemon   The Most Interesting Man In The World
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