The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always update my facebook status but when i do, I'm wasted

I don't always update my facebook status but when i do, I'm wasted  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always forget that I'm out of toilet paper but when i do, i spread my buttcheeks and walk around with my pants around my ankles like a jackass until I find a napkin or something

I don't always forget that I'm out of toilet paper but when i do, i spread my buttcheeks and walk around with my pants around my ankles like a jackass until I find a napkin or something  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always glance behind me when i'm walking But when I do, it's because i need to fart

I don't always glance behind me when i'm walking But when I do, it's because i need to fart  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always click on Rage Comics But when I do, they are in r/funny and aren't

I don't always click on Rage Comics But when I do, they are in r/funny and aren't  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always live on campus But when I do, It's only during the week

i don't always 
live on campus But when I do, It's only during the week  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use military time in spoken conversations but when I do, I am trying to look more like more militaristic to a civilian

I don't always use military time in spoken conversations but when I do, I am trying to look more like more militaristic to a civilian  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always assign calculus homework but when I do I ruin people's lives

I don't always assign calculus homework but when I do I ruin people's lives  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hate on Gritsy but when i do, i look like a dipshit

I don't always hate on Gritsy but when i do, i look like a dipshit  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always discover a TV show But when I do, I try to watch all the episodes in as little time as possible.

I don't always discover a TV show But when I do, I try to watch all the episodes in as little time as possible.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fake bake but when i do, i allow the top of the bed to close on its own.

I don't always fake bake but when i do, i allow the top of the bed to close on its own.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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