The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have gas but when I do i'm sitting next to a girl in class

I don't always have gas but when I do i'm sitting next to a girl in class  The Most Interesting Man In The World

My sabre turret doesn't always die but when it does, it likes to pretend it's a laser pointer

My sabre turret doesn't always die but when it does, it likes to pretend it's a laser pointer  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always let the dogs out But when i do, people write songs about it.

I don't always let the dogs out But when i do, people write songs about it.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always feel my phone ring... But when i do, i didn't even had it on me

I don't always feel my phone ring... But when i do, i didn't even had it on me  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take a camera on vacation But when i do, I don't take any pictures

I don't always take a camera on vacation But when i do, I don't take any pictures  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always dry my face after a shower But when i do it's right after I've thoroughly dried my balls with the same towel

I don't always dry my face after a shower
 But when i do it's right after I've thoroughly dried my balls with the same towel  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have girls flirt with me But when i do, they end up dating my best friend a week later

I don't always have girls flirt with me But when i do, they end up dating my best friend a week later  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think the english language is stupid But when i do, I know that that is the reason why

I don't always think the english language is stupid But when i do, I know that that is the reason why  The Most Interesting Man In The World

We don't always get to ask Stan Lee questions But when we do, we ask him who is most and least favorite characters/movies/comics are... 40 different ways

We don't always get to ask Stan Lee questions But when we do, we ask him who is most and least favorite characters/movies/comics are... 40 different ways  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always trim my toenails But when I do, it's because I've started cutting holes in my socks.

I don't always trim my toenails But when I do, it's because I've started cutting holes in my socks.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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