The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always fart in front of my wife but when i do, I blame it on our daughter

I don't always fart in front of my wife but when i do, I blame it on our daughter  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always rant on facebook but when I do, i start it with, "i don't normally rant on facebook, but..."

I don't always rant on facebook but when I do,
i start it with,

I don't do much webby stuff these days but I wish I had htmlemailboilerplate back when I did

I don't do much webby stuff these days  but I wish I had 
htmlemailboilerplate 
back when I did  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do squats but when i do, i make sure to tweet about it

I don't always do squats but when i do, i make sure to tweet about it  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always walk into a dark room but when I do, the light switch is always in the opposite corner and hard to find

I don't always walk into a dark room  but when I do, the light switch is always in the opposite corner and hard to find  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always post links on Reddit but when I do I batter F5 like I'm playing Tekken

I don't always post links on Reddit but when I do I batter F5 like I'm playing Tekken  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i always do something and when i do it i fuck up

i always do something  and when i do it i fuck up   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always laugh at my own jokes... but when I do, they're fucking hilarious.

I don't always laugh at my own jokes... but when I do, they're fucking hilarious.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 days str8 till i finally realized that i was pulling on my own dong <~$MoKeY~>

I once wrestled an anaconda for 4 days str8 till i finally realized that i was pulling on my own dong
<~$MoKeY~>  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I Don't always talk to liberal arts majors but when I do, i order large fries

I Don't always talk to liberal arts majors but when I do, i order large fries        The Most Interesting Man In The World
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