The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always take the whole class period to finish my math test but when I do, it's because i forgot how to do one fucking problem

i don't always take the whole class period to finish my math test but when I do, it's because i forgot how to do one fucking problem  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read womans magazines but when I do I'm taking a dump

I don't always read womans magazines but when I do I'm taking a dump  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always get glitter on my face but when i do, everyone i see has some clever joke about the strip club

i don't always get glitter on my face but when i do, everyone i see has some clever joke about the strip club  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always read the word "organism" but when I do, I accidentally say "orgasm" in my head

I don't always read the word

I don't always eat cheerios but when i do, it's because they support equal rights

I don't always eat cheerios but when i do, it's because they support equal rights  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always buy AMRN but when i do it is premarket

I don't always buy AMRN but when i do it is premarket  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear a wrist watch but when I do, when someone asks me what time it is I still check my phone.

I don't always wear a wrist watch but when I do, when someone asks me what time it is I still check my phone.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get water from the office cooler but when I do, the jug is dry as a bone

I don't always get water from the office cooler but when I do, the jug is dry as a bone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have a post that does well but when I do, I constantly refresh it to see if it makes the front page.

I don't always have a post that does well but when I do, I constantly refresh it to see if it makes the front page.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

People don't always ask for my phone But whenever they do they expect me to have a fucking list of why it's better than an iPhone.

People don't always ask for my phone But whenever they do they expect me to have a fucking list of why it's better than an iPhone.  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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