The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always hit my elbow to the desk but when i do, i make sure it hits the nerve

I don't always  hit my elbow to the desk but when i do, i make sure it hits the nerve  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always go to Fiona's but when I do, it is past 2 AM and blackout is inevitable

I don't always go to Fiona's but when I do, it is past 2 AM and blackout is inevitable  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always eat delano but when I do, I shit uncontrollably

I don't always eat delano but when I do, I shit uncontrollably   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always wear backpacks to parties but when i do there are drugs in it

I don't always wear backpacks to parties but when i do there are drugs in it   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always do my english homework but when I do, perez is never there

I don't always do my english homework but when I do, perez is never there  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always poop at home.. but when I do "Moooom, I need toilet paper!"

I don't always poop at home.. but when I do

I don't always forget to bring my lunch to work but when I do, the damn vending machines are always out of order.

I don't always forget to bring my lunch to work but when I do, the damn vending machines are always out of order.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I am not always on Facebook but when I do, it is only for utilitarianism

I am not always on Facebook but when I do, 
it is only for utilitarianism  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always compare apples to oranges but when I do, I use Wolfram Alpha

I don't always compare apples to oranges but when I do, I use 
Wolfram Alpha  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always stand in long lines but when I do, it's the only open register and the cashier is slow as fuck

I don't always stand in long lines  but when I do, it's the only open register and the cashier is slow as fuck  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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