The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have major surgery but when I do, I whore a photo of my insides for karma

I don't always have major surgery but when I do, I whore a photo of my insides for karma  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always tell my friends "I told you so" but when I do, I gloat about it for days

I don't always tell my friends

I don't always post something on reddit but when I do, reddit fucks my asshole with down votes

I don't always post something on reddit but when I do, reddit fucks my asshole with down votes  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always cook but when i do, I turn the wrong fucking burner on

I don't always cook but when i do, I turn the wrong fucking burner on  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO CLASS BUT WHEN I DO, I SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME ON REDDIT

I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO CLASS BUT WHEN I DO, I SPEND THE ENTIRE TIME ON REDDIT  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always brush my teeth for 5 minutes But when I do, it's because someone is watching

I don't always brush my teeth for 5 minutes But when I do, it's because someone is watching  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always make memes but when i do i gain another follower on twitter

I don't always make memes but when i do i gain another follower on twitter  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always sleep in but when I do, it's because my alarm didn't go off for work.

I don't always sleep in but when I do, it's because my alarm didn't go off for work.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i don't always meet a nice guy but when I do, i meet his boyfriend 10 minutes later

i don't always meet a nice guy but when I do, i meet his boyfriend 10 minutes later  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always lead MY gang of albanian sex slavers in a quest for revenge but when i do liam neeson just HAS to be involved

I don't always lead MY gang 
of albanian sex slavers in a quest for revenge but when i do 
liam neeson just HAS to be involved  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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