The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write on someones wall for their birthday But when I do, I make sure rocky isn't acting so damn cute that I want to play with him instead.

I don't always write on someones wall for their birthday But when I do, I make sure rocky isn't acting so damn cute that I want to play with him instead.   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I can't stop crying

I don't always drink beer But when I do, I can't stop crying  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drink liquor. But when I do, i savagely beat my wife.

I don't always drink liquor. But when I do, i savagely beat my wife.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always play ultimate But when I do, I use a discraft

I don't always play ultimate But when I do, I use a discraft  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always drive drunk But when I do, I make sure to go 140 MPH

I don't always drive drunk  But when I do, I make sure to go 140 MPH  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always get bj's but when i do, dentists get paid.

i dont always get bj's but when i do, dentists get paid.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always pee in the shower But when I do, my feet smell like unicorn tears

I don't always pee in the shower But when I do, my feet smell like unicorn tears  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always go out to the bars But when I do, I go to murphys

i dont always go out to the bars But when I do, I go to murphys  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always freak my freak But when I do, I tell my friends on facebook

I don't always freak my freak But when I do, I tell my friends on facebook  The Most Interesting Man In The World

i dont always spin tunes during the day but when i do, its CNBC's theme song

i dont always spin tunes during the day but when i do, its CNBC's theme song  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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