The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always spend an hour in the bathroom But when i do, it because i'm browsing reddit on my iphone

I don't always spend an hour in the bathroom  But when i do, it because i'm browsing reddit on my iphone  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get beamed up by scotty But when I do, i'm taking a shit.

I don't always get beamed up by scotty But when I do, i'm taking a shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always write shitty metalcore with just breakdowns but when i do i call it post hardcore

I don't always write shitty metalcore with just breakdowns but when i do i call it post hardcore  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always have to log into facebook But when I do, I forget my password

I don't always have to log into facebook But when I do, I forget my password  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always get up early, But when I do, it's because i have to take a shit.

I don't always get up early, But when I do, it's because i have to take a shit.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always use olive oil But when I do, it's extra virgin

I don't always use olive oil But when I do, it's extra virgin  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always take pictures of dead trees but when I do, I use my iPhone.

I don't always take pictures of dead trees but when I do, I use my iPhone.  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always smell coffee at 2:30 am But When I do, I know it's time for me to go to sleep

I don't always smell coffee at 2:30 am But When I do, I know it's time for me to go to sleep   The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always misuse memes but when i do, it makes the front page

I don't always misuse memes but when i do, it makes the front page  The Most Interesting Man In The World

I don't always think of a meme but when I do, Someone else beats me to it

I don't always think of a meme but when I do, Someone else beats me to it  The Most Interesting Man In The World
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